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Disclaimer
Emergency! and its characters are owned by Mark VII Productions and Universal Studios. (I think. I'm pretty sure, anyway. Heck, I don't know for sure who all owns all that stuff! All I know is I don't own any of it, nor would I want to. I don't need that kind-of responsibility in my life! I've got enough responsibilities as it is, thankyouverymuch!)

Any characters you don't recognize are probably mine, unless I say otherwise. ('Cause, like I said, I don't need the responsibility of any more crap than I already have!)

No infringement on any copyrights or trademarks is intended in any way, shape, or form, and no money was made from this site. (In fact, I forked out some of my own hard-earned money to keep the ads off my web pages and blog, so I'm actually out money on this deal! {g})

Oh, and by the way, any and all medical errors are mine, and mine alone. (I'm a paralegal, not a paramedic, and I'm too lazy to do any medical research, so I apologize if I totally screw something up.)

Seriously, kids, these are just fictional stories I made up all by myself, and are meant for my writing enjoyment, and your reading pleasure, nothing else.

{08/14/03}